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I LEARNED FROM T-SHIRTS

Friday, March 31, 2006

Lesson 1. Don't believe everything you read on a t-shirt.


I guess I should start by pointing out that you can't beleive everything you read - even on a t-shirt. For example, tomorrow is April the first aka April Fools Day. So you could be innocently sitting on a bus when you see a woman in a t-shirt that says KNOCKED UP which normally means she's pregnant. Naturally you would offer her your seat. But then as she gets off the bus a few stops later you might see that on the back of the shirt it says APRIL FOOL and you realise that she isn't pregnant after all.

And don't get complacent on April 2nd either. There are similar hoax t-shirts etc that say ‘I’M PREGNANT on the front and ‘I’M JOKING’ on the back. Plus there are other more subtle original April Fool shirts out there. So remember, this isn't a real kindergarten. You've been warned.



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